Fuck it. You labour night and day, learn your lessons, do your homework, get your tickets, play the game by the rules, then along comes a self-entitled prick like Boris-screw-anything-that-moves-Johnson to sweep it all away. How? By being Dumb. You failed to learn the Power of Dumb.
I'm not talking about the inability to speak, or write, or add up.
I'm talking about Wilful Stupidity.
I'm talking about knowing the right path and deliberately choosing the wrong one and selling it as the right path.
On a massive scale.
Fraud on a small scale just gets you jail. Hell, the Post Office will even frame you for its own mistakes, and the executives who do that to you will walk away free.
Don't talk to me about Bernie Madoff. He made-off with his investors' money for decades, promising them highly improbable returns and leaving them nothing. Jail was his retirement plan.
Boriskovich 'CovidBrexidiot' Johnson has pulled off the biggest electoral fraud in British history and his victims made him Prime Minister. That's all he wanted. Job done. The endless grifting is just a bonus. A free-for-all for the Dumb Club.
You might console yourself with 'It Won't End Well' etc., but you're just telling yourself what you need to get through the day playing by the rules. Low-lifes like Johnson are off to the races and they don't care a damn.
So, ask yourself: what might people really, really, really want? Dream big. Dream Enormous. A bridge to Ireland over a vast munitions dump has already been taken, as has a new UK sat nav system that probably won't work.
Once you've decided on your goal, ask yourself two sets of questions - hell, you might even write two taking opposite sides:
What would be the Right Way To Get It? The Right Things To Do? The Right Path? The Smart Path?
What would be the Wrong Way To Get It? The Bad Things To Do? The Wrong Path? The Dumb Path?
Choose the Dumb Path.
Get Elected.
Harness the Power of Dumb.
Make everyone else regret it, not you!
Sure, they'll all be angry and some will be desperate for vengeance.
But that only means you won, right?
Embrace your Doom!
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